I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.

Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.

by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022

The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

E-mount

The total cost of buying something online once postage and packaging, insurance etc has been added to it

Curt : I bought a sick new tracky off the net from Hong Kong the other day, brand new, cheap as anythin mate!

Jack : Oh yeah what was the total E-mount?

by Jack Downes December 12, 2008

mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017