ask your mother

What your father will innevitably say when you beg for something, especially since your mother is the one that will most certainly say no.

Son: Ho, Dad, can I take the car for bit? I'm gonna hang around town with some friends, we need a ride.

Father: Ask your mother.

by Kiersten Gall February 18, 2009

donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

Mother Monster

Lady GaGa is the creator of all the Little Monsters (Lady GaGa Fans) and an inspiration and idol to all her fans and she loves all her fans as if they were her children, like a mother.

Lady GaGa is our Mother Monster

by Famenity May 8, 2010

Mathew

Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.

Mathew Niel

by omms February 3, 2010

Mother in law Fucker

One who has sexcual intercourse with ones own mother in law.

My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!

by Slapp The Great May 13, 2006

Your mother

a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say

your mother!

by you ma duh April 3, 2003

Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005