JIM MORRISON

Totally overrated semi-talent who discovered that he had marketable cheekbones. Worshipped the world over as a "poet" by people who have never read a single line of verse. Mistaken as the originator of ideas stolen from far better minds- mainly Arthur Rimbaud, Aldous Huxley, and William Blake. Musically, a pitchy blues-impersonator with a one-octave range. Fame seems to hinge almost entirely on his young death.

Wow! Jim Morrison finally lost some weight, and now he's going to be a complete asshole to his bandmates! Until he dies and stuff . . .

by RideTheSnack August 18, 2008

Morissettian Irony

Pretty much Murphy's law, repackaged by "God" herself.

I farted and it stinks... that's a crap example.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Morrish

Morris, the cat, a popular red tabby feline in the 1980's cat food comercials. Any red headed person with red eyelashes, red pubic hair, red eyebrows, all red features is considered to be a Morrish person-- almost unatural, scary, yet fascinating. Damn, red.

David Carruso on CSI Miami is a very Morrish man.

by K.D.--Not Lang!! October 12, 2004

Morris

A term used for a penis

Did you get your morris wet today?

by Alex and Emma :D November 5, 2008

Charlie Morris

A gay person that is in love with michael jackson, and chuck norris

Dude that guy was a Charlie Morris

by chocolate eater monster thing January 20, 2009

morbidize

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.

I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

Morbidosity

Curiosity about all things morbid.

Car wrecks, natural disasters bring out the morbidosity in people.

People always show a lot of morbidosity when they find out I work in a morgue.

by Darkness Fallz January 20, 2009