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grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!
*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”
by lucascdf October 2, 2019
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national grab ass month

ANYONE CAN GRAB ANYBODYS ASS ALL MONTH
by ASSINBUMBUM November 5, 2019
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Zerobaseone disband for two months?

Zerobaseone disband for two months?
Zerobaseone disband for two months?
by syafinaz? October 13, 2023
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LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month

The LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month is a universal month where the LGBTQ+ and furries will disappear and shut their fucking mouth. It happens on July, August and November.
and the world would be a little bit happier than before, and it happens every year.
Gay people and furries: Oh no! it's LGBTQ+ and Furries Disappearing month! The LGBTQ+ and furries will Disappear on July, August and November!
by pogman48484 June 3, 2022
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National Squeeze Boob Month

National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
by MonthSpecalist October 18, 2019
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stan twitter’s white boy of the month

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)
Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse
by illumithottie December 4, 2018
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Scarlett’s honorary pride month because she is so cool and gay! also she needs a reason to make pride month jokes
Omg it’s Scarlett’s Honorary Pride Month!
by gayandcoolgirl July 2, 2021
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