Graphite monk perfume

a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Dust Monk

noun — A grimy elder, a wise figure who’s endured immense hardship and does not concern himself with appearances for anybody.

"Old heads around here? Straight Dust Monks with a code."

by Fingr April 14, 2025

monke

a meme that includes markerpliers face on mr incredibals body

mmmmm monke

by crf642 May 10, 2022

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016

poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022

Monke

A baby monkey often use in internet memes

That is such a cute monke.

by Loxqd January 1, 2022