A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"
by Blagnarth December 20, 2016
Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 26, 2020
CEYHUN K
someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's
someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's
here moist kid eat my shit
by ceyhun lol November 30, 2017
by iammoist April 23, 2023