moist is the simple classification of an oyster that had no chocolate to eat so she started searching for some and unfortunately ate lasagna. it also means moister than an oyster which means my little pony.
by Ivanna.B.Spanked December 7, 2021
Get the Moistmug. Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
Get the Betty crockers moist chocolate cakemug. moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.
by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021
Get the Moistmug. 1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016
Get the moist leafmug. by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
Get the moist beavermug. Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
Get the Moist Richardmug.