Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.

"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."

by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016

The night is mine!

A victorious exclamation of unknown origins.
Normally used battle cry from person who smacked shit out of some small fry in a mostly one sided ass whopping.

Sometimes used before a victory against an unworthy opponent either before the finisher or the fight altogether.

Ominously powerful dude : *summons lightning that disintegrates some imps*
Other imps : *scatter*
Ominously powerful dude : That's right, hell spawn, flee for you lives! The night is mine!

Guy 1 : Take this! *misses*
Guy 2 : You fool! the night is mine! *proceeded to whoop ass*

by Expert charlatan January 5, 2022

Minelis

Usually a freaky and horny girl that's down to fuck there boyfriend whenever.

Everybody is lucky to have a girlfriend named Minelis in there life

by dwbtk April 16, 2023

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.

I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!

by viJilance December 2, 2015

canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011