by CrackedCricket February 3, 2018
Get the Marco Mathersmug. Marco is an insanely sexy Italian man. He's most likely tall and attractive, if not, then you've got the wrong bitch, the man is a fed. But, Marco's are usually themselves and love to be authentically them.
Lady 1: "Marco's so cute."
Lady 2: "Bitch, I know. He is. He got a 9-meter organ defeater too."
Lady 1: "BITCH? How you know that?"
Lady 2: "Because girl, that bitch Cassie got to him first."
Lady 1: "Fuckin' Cassie!?"
Lady 2: "Fuckin' Cassie.."
In closing, fuck that bitch Cassie.
Lady 2: "Bitch, I know. He is. He got a 9-meter organ defeater too."
Lady 1: "BITCH? How you know that?"
Lady 2: "Because girl, that bitch Cassie got to him first."
Lady 1: "Fuckin' Cassie!?"
Lady 2: "Fuckin' Cassie.."
In closing, fuck that bitch Cassie.
by kaliasf March 14, 2022
Get the Marcomug. One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. A Marcos is a very tall/average handsome, relatively mature, boy. He may seem like a nerd but he has a caring heart. Often considered as a god in some religions. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. And he always makes sure his hair is okay. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
by Gabby V. September 25, 2018
Get the Marcomug. A Marco is a really sweet brown haired dude that can light up a room. His dimples are so cute they put internet cat pictures to shame. Usually falls in love with a super fine girl named Avery. He is also super hot bama boy <33333
by AllAboutTheSouth0192837465 July 16, 2022
Get the Marcomug. Any Man With The Name Marco Or Alcaide Will Have The Mindset Of A Race Car Or Is Brain Dead, But Whoever Is Named This Is Both
Person A: Hi My Name Is Marco
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
by Sorenlin Lucid October 23, 2022
Get the marco alcaidemug. He is very sexy . He is hella good at soccer . He pulls all the bitches and no bitch can't stand but to look at his sexiness. You probably don't know this cuz he looks like a dork most of the time and how he pulls bitches idk . But he's a good fighter mess with him and you will get ur ass beat
by Sexy daddy June 4, 2017
Get the Marcos topetemug. Marcos- A person who works hard for the things he wants. Normally you'd find him at work or at home. His top three favorite things are spending money, sleeping and making promises he doesn't intend to keep. When he has time you might find him playing video games or out in nature, he loves trying new things as long as it's something he decided himself. If you find yourself hanging out with someone named Marcos, get ready to repeat yourself at least 100 times. Anything you say to him will go in one ear and out the other! If your lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone named Marcos, you'll find that he can be loving, caring and loyal.... As long as you don't live near a skatepark, because then all bets are off. All in all someone named Marcos can become a great friend and he'll be there for you when you need him most.
by Noodlecaboodle0902 May 20, 2022
Get the Marcosmug.