Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow, there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world.

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023

fagnet magnet

When your sex toy all go direct to the asshole like it’s magnetic!

Every sex toy seemed to find its way to my hole on it’s on like I had a fagnet magnet!

by Sretlawnats April 19, 2023

fridge magnet

someone with a fuck ton of piercings

that emo chick over there looks like a fucking fridge magnet

by Apple bong April 24, 2023

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

senior magnet

You attract a lot of senior people around you. Or being hit on by seniors, or have seniors around you asking sexual questions or saying weird shit.

A freshman girl talks about being a senior magnet.

Her: these seniors keep hitting on me.
Her friend: you’re a senior magnet then. That’s not good.

Her: what does that mean??
Her friend: you’re getting hit on by guys who are about to be adults. That’s like a case.

by emmie_889 January 1, 2023

Fridge Magnet

Someone who is/being very clingy.

"She's being extremely clingy, she won't leave me alone"
"Yeah she's a fridge magnet"

by lassoman84 July 2, 2023

minor magnet

an adult person who is attracted to and dates/ texts minors. (is a pedophile)

“Have you seen his new girlfriend?” “Yes he sure is a minor magnet”

by skenny08 July 26, 2023