Says the N-Word on a regular basis and loves to take it up the bum. Absolute Fatty. Biggest mass known to man.
by Aston Thompson January 8, 2024
Get the Logan Mace mug.I went home with a Tinder date, I was eager to get laid but he got too excited and came early, so I gave him the Man Mace and dipped tf out of there.
by DarkestOverlord December 2, 2023
Get the Man Mace mug.When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.
by Garretthebean June 22, 2024
Get the Caramel Macchiato mug.A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
Get the Ralph Macchio mug.The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace
by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025
Get the Doppyflong Mace mug.Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
Get the Ralph Macchio mug.When your partner bends over, doggie style during sex, and she has part of a turd popping out like the bulbus end of a mace.
"Eeeww, bro, I went to do this chic doggie style and when she bent over, she had a Rusty Mace.. eeeehhh"
by AcousticGoonie December 1, 2025
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