Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.
Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.
by Anharris May 23, 2017
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Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.
Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
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Connor Murphy

A love-able bean who must be protected at all costs
Person A: who’s your favorite character from Dear Evan Hansen ?
Person B: Connor Murphy
by Your favorite lesbian January 25, 2022
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Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.
Hey, Joe Murphy your a bot
by Tiptoehippo1 March 04, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 05, 2019
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Dirty Murphy

They give off Dirty Murphy energy.
by Urmommy25 February 28, 2022
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Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.
by Squirty Murphy May 05, 2025
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