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mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.
"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."
by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014
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The White Mullet

While pentrating a woman from behind during intercourse, one leap frogs forward and ejaculates on the woman's neck.
My wife complained about being sick of the same old hair styles, so I waited until we were in bed to give her the white mullet.
by BIF [Business In Front] January 9, 2011
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Frontal Mullet

A frontal mullet is like a fringe except it resembles a mullet more than an actual fringe.
His Frontal Mullet is on point today.
by Osmiuuum August 7, 2021
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mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.
We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?
by duudebra August 9, 2015
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moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021
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Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.
It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.
by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022
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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.
That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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