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lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
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lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other
Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes
by magones May 5, 2016
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Iraq lobster

by Hedroix January 22, 2025
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Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008
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lobster cage

The act of pleasuring oneself using the palm of their hand to enclose only the bell of the penis, resembling a cage over a lobster.
Phillip: “Hey, Dave! How did your date with Linda go last night? You get any action?”

(Not) Dave: “Nah man..” *sigh* “She had to split beefo dinn. But don’t worry ‘bout ya boi tho. Treated myself to a lobster cage!” 😎👉👉 🦞

Phillip: “Wait. Who the fuck are you?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
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winter lobster

Someone who cannot portray their ideas correctly and instead uses odd phrases that don't make sense to anyone but them
Man, "A" is being a real winter lobster right now
by Me 5665 June 27, 2018
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boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.
by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014
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