Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Lizard

A stupid bi idiot that only likes frogs and would hide in a corner for 2 days if they had to. oh, and lizards dislike people except for their friend group of 3 people. and can’t survive without frogs and discord.

Dude 1: bro ur such a Lizard
Lizard: i know

by lizzy.go.boo April 12, 2022

lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025