lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.

A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.

by Mac john December 6, 2018

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Lizard

A bitch that’s lowkey depressed but Dosnt know how to handle it

Omg did u see Emily she’s such a lizard

by Backoffbiatch1 April 22, 2020

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Lizard

A person who has had bad, or too much plastic surgery

Wow! Look at that lizard! Shes had some bad plastic surgery for sure!

by Mac Newman November 2, 2018

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022