Lincoln middle school

The best of the 4 Lincolnton schools where we are not racist cousin fuckers like west or suck at football and wrestling like north and we ain't rich ass snobs from east. We the better school

U hear about Lincoln middle school?

Yeah it's the best middle school in lincoln county

by That_one_redhead_kid February 26, 2021

Lincoln

Is a Girls name. She is very Nice and Caring. Her boyfriends name will always be Jackson F? if not she's not a real Lincoln

person 1: are you dating Lincoln
Jackson: yeah isn't she great
person 1 yeah

by dhweiofyf March 23, 2021

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

Going Lincoln

The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large

"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"

"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"

by citrusincitrus February 6, 2012

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023