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maybe knife

That knife you use after making a sandwich and place on the edge of the sink because you might decide to make another sandwich
"Why is it that everytime I go into the kitchen there's a knife just sitting on the edge of the sink? Why can't you just put it IN the sink?"
"That's the maybe knife, because maybe I'll make another sandwich, maybe I won't. But I don't want to dirty up another one if I might make another in forty-five minutes."
by Red_Tandem_Bicycle April 30, 2024
mugGet the maybe knifemug.

booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass
I just booker knife Kenny’s ass
mugGet the booker knifemug.

Favred up a creek with no nig knife

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.
by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011
mugGet the Favred up a creek with no nig knifemug.

Knife The Rogue

Knife is an elven rogue in 5e DND, he is the shadiest of the BoneGuard and is one of the original members of the group. He is viewed as sane, but sneaky and greedy.
Knife the Rogue. Go backstab him.”
by PurpleBeardedMan February 9, 2023
mugGet the Knife The Roguemug.

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.
john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin
by the cuck champion May 14, 2019
mugGet the piss knifemug.

Smug Knife Cat face

A facial expression which resembles that of a Knife Cat. It differs from Smug Cat face in the level of smugness, having a higher position on the scale.
That friend of yours has a Smug Knife Cat face.
by wheat_chan February 12, 2024
mugGet the Smug Knife Cat facemug.

Knife

Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple:What?
Orange:Knife!
Apple:AHHHHHH*fucking dies*
by mangone June 3, 2023
mugGet the Knifemug.

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