Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Kiss the Bean

Slang phrase for cunnilingus.

I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.

by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

Kiss Yourself

When somebody tells you to “kys” on the internet, they mean to kiss yourself/ (K.Y.S)!

JamesEpicgamer294: Kys, loser!

lilgoatcheese: “huh… doesnt that mean ‘Kiss Yourself’? Okay so he just told me to kiss myself? Okay then!, *kisses forearm*.”

lilgoatcheese: okay, i just did.

JamesEpicgamer294: what..?

by Bandit6O August 4, 2023

Mist Kiss

To kiss your partner while blowing weed smoke in their mouthes.

We had a passionate and dazed Mist Kiss after school in the parking lot.

by gk339 June 19, 2009

plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Bermudan Kiss

Much like an Australian Kiss (French Kissing but down under), but round the back. A fun way of saying rimming.

Mate, i took this chick home last night and gave her a Bermudan Kiss. Then we fucked.

by rdpage90 June 6, 2022