keep me posted

A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

by Angie!! December 24, 2008

Keep it real

To constantly cover the lies with masks of truth.

Don't tell anyone about me and you. If anyone asks, keep it real.

by shinobi_nite December 30, 2009

keep on truckin

To keep it movin away from whoever told youto keep it going.

Naw nigga don't come around here with that. Shit to be for real dog I don't even want to around here man you need to keep on truckin.

by Ry-Dro June 22, 2006

Keep it Tight

A reference to a female to keep their butthole and pussy tight. Often said to loose women and hot bitches.

"Hey Mamacita keep it tight."

"I hope my ex girlfriend will keep it tight for me."

by SilentExcitment August 3, 2017

Keep The Faith

The answer to the end of the world and back.

Keep the faith in MCR, it might just be the best thing that you ever do.

by The Rumor May 2, 2008

Keep The Towel

A reaction when you see a fine fox, say a nice attracive lady is laying on your towel, and you don't want to take away that towel from her, you say very nice,"Ma'am, You can Keep The Towel." And If she throws it back at you you must sniff it.

Greg, Charlie, Ross, What do I say to this fox? She is laying on my towel! Greg Says: First ya gotta tell that bitch to keep it, then ya hit that shit when your done!
Spencer Says: Hey Bitch you can Keep The Towel!

And The Story went on as of that day Spencer had boned his first women and let me tell you this my friends, just because of that one line, all the ladies in his hometown now get towels thrown at them when they are nude at the beach.

by Jizzman69 January 17, 2008

Keep it Keblur

Kansas City lingo.
To have a dick so large you walk with a limp.
Could be used to say you're keepin' it real, raw, big etc.

Usually describing how exagerated or nice some aspect of something is.

Keep it Keblur - Kutt Calhoun

"Nigga' I keep it Keblur, mah' shit be sittin on those 24's."
"Bitch, I keep it Keblur, you can't handle it."

by Nicoismintyfresh August 29, 2009