Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart

Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!

by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018

Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.

That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.

by madebyfire October 18, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is usually a of an Asian background sometimes black and has a big dick because he tends to be one. He also loves to complain 24/7. A kevin also likes to disrespect women.

Person: hey do you know that Kevin kid?
Person 2: yeah I head he was sus.
Girl: yeah he ate my dick out last night.
Person 3: I guess you are what you eat?

by Christalmethany January 26, 2019

Kevin

A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.

Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN

by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020

Kevin

A huge Asian furry that sucks on waifu’s cock.

Kevin was up late last night with an animal waifu

by Onesexyhotguy April 18, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is cute and sweet as ever,he appears to have a big penis and is easy to fall in love with.

Kevin is known to be great in bed.

by DylanDaKidnn July 5, 2018