Jeff Foxworthy

The redneck comedian. Truly a funny guy who created the "You Might be A Redneck" thing.

If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004

Jeffwe

Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners.

Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz.

Jeffwe's also lie consistently.

JFWE: Nigger
Black person: Ima kill u.

JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!??
JFWE DAD: Ima kill u.

JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!!

JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!!
FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up.

JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.

JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!!
JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself.

FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school.
JFWE: JEWZ don't like school.
DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u.

JFWE: I have a penis.
FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!!
ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!!

JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks.

>>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<<


JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out*
C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!!

by Not Jeffwe April 15, 2009

Jeffy

Jeffy is a character on the youtube channel SuperMarioLogan. He is a puppet that has helped grow his channel and is a very popular character among kids between the ages of 9-12. Jeffy has not only attracted a positive fanbase but also a negative. Jeffy is known for smacking his diaper, having a bicycle helmet on and a pencil in his nose. He hates eating green beans and curses a lot.

Did you see the new Jeffy video?

Yeah!

by t series < pewdiepie October 30, 2018

jeffy

the dude who is on crack and is high and like to hit his dick all the time and ask for money so he can stuff it in his diaper and the definition of cancer who DOES NOT like peas and he can rap like a motherfucker

jeffy dad get me a cheerio box jeffy so I can stick my peepee in it

mario why

by THE SWAG NIGGA 05 January 2, 2019

thomas jefferson

One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:

Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.

Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.

Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.

by Jay Jay the Jet Plane January 2, 2005

Jeffie

A twenty dollar bill.

First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.

Man that date was expensive... I almost had to drop an entire Jeffie.

Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."

by Taylor Roberts May 2, 2006

JeFtY

a clown

look at that jefty right there, man stay away from those jeftys.

by stavr0s3 July 27, 2009