Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =
by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 04, 2010
When a person, primarily a female, acts like a complete slut. This can be accomplished by several actions, including but not limited to: hooking up with someone who is in a relationship, stealing a boyfriend/girlfriend, having sex (a lot), loving to give oral sex, breaking up with her partner because the sex is not up to par, loving to be on bottom during intercourse, giving an orgasmic hug, or just being completely legit.
Kim: Wow, did you hear that new rumor?
Josh: The one about Katie giving examples on how to give head?
Kim: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah, she definitely pulled an Al Jones.
Josh: The one about Katie giving examples on how to give head?
Kim: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah, she definitely pulled an Al Jones.
by J-Sac January 25, 2010
A queen, but won't admit it. If you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking ALL the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly DISGUSTING obsesssion with his own manhood.
Last night Jon Jones got called a dick head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. That's a real Jon Jones.
by ram ram ram3 January 01, 2009
by nick May 19, 2004
A friendly term used univiversally to describe persons originating from the India subcontinent. Although the phrase resembles "Indiana Jones", it is know way shape of form related to the ficitional adventurer. They are very much the real deal The term is known for its versatility as it can be directed as a put down, "Check out hinidiana jones over there (snigger), I would sure like to do some ethnic violence agaisnt him because he is a minority", or in more lightnearted way, "dont worry hindiana jones, if you get attacked by the mysterious but poorly-endowed calboner, I've got your back"
by kungfujew777 June 11, 2009
5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho
hot jawline tho
by hjlol March 28, 2020
very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021