Emo cop

A hyperactive and gothic child who hates all men, but loves women. Has a great fashion sense and even greater humour but be warned her screams are deadly (adorable too though). Although she hates romance she loves her friends and is especially protective over them. She’ll bite any man who tries getting near them and spend hours long interrogating them. She’s also a tsundere and owns a pet spider that like her is very attracted to women.

Maru: SCREAMS*
Granny: who died?

Maru: SPIDER!!!
Granny: nope I’m out.
Zaay: EMO COP! YOUR SPIDERS ATTACKING MARU AGAIN!

Alho: it’s just a spider calm down.

Zaay: a VERY BIG spider. I’m not getting near that thing.

Alho: why does emo cop…nvm…it’s emo cop, she’s unpredictable!

by Granny666 January 1, 2023

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018

TV cop

The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.

The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.

Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013

Cop Thoses

Cop thoses mean to get something but something steal something take something

"You bro I'm going to need for you to cop thoses hyper jade jordans but get 2pairs

by SavageGirl123456 July 9, 2016

Shadow Cops

Shadow Cops refer to police vehicles where the police lettering on the vehicles are hard to see but are still present. The lettering is actually easier to see when it is parked in the shadow of a building or out of the glare of the sun.

Shadow Cops, Shadow-Cops,

by bacevedo956 June 16, 2017

Cop Bloc

A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.

We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.

by Mick Honcho February 20, 2011