Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.
by Wacko and Sexy March 4, 2021
Get the curly homug. by santorum May 12, 2006
Get the ho-patchmug. One who goes from relationship to relationship regardless of the other persons flaws; One who NEEDS to be in love..
by Wendy Darling 33 September 29, 2018
Get the Love Homug. what a prostitute does when she's working; she's not socializing because she's in it for the money, she's HO-cializing.
"See those two tricks over there? Yeah they are definitely ho-cializing. A couple of hocializers, definitely."
by Travislicious April 5, 2008
Get the ho-cializingmug. As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
Get the simple homug. the combination of Homewood and Flossmoor. Originated in the hallways of H-F and has quickly become a main word in the white kid dictionary of HF. The new coming black and mexican population generally assumes that the natives of this area are rich whites or very rich blacks
Mike: Where you grow up?
Nick: Chicago Hieghts, what about you?
Mike: The Ho- Flo
Mike: Damn your lucky
Nick: Chicago Hieghts, what about you?
Mike: The Ho- Flo
Mike: Damn your lucky
by a H-F student November 4, 2012
Get the Ho- Flomug. 1.) A girl who a guy hooks up with randomly; one he does not have feelings for and both parties are usually intoxicated.
2.) A combination of the words random and whore; as in this girl is not only a random hook-up, but she makes it a habit to be a random hook-up.
2.) A combination of the words random and whore; as in this girl is not only a random hook-up, but she makes it a habit to be a random hook-up.
"Who is that rand-ho your bf is talking to?"
by runjennrun February 11, 2010
Get the rand-homug.