Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar

As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"

by DragonLivesMatter January 7, 2022

douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing

Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

by CovidConvo May 26, 2022

Jar Fiend

Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.

“That Neckbeard on discord places pony figurines in jars and cums in them. He’s such a Jar Fiend”

by G.Fitz May 28, 2022

Jarring

Jarring means Annoying or Bothersome

This whole thing with Olivia is so Jarring bro, she believes nothing i say.

by H.A.A.A May 30, 2022

jarring

bare annoying

fuck me eliza is so jarring

by 12398654 December 8, 2021

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021