iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

by jables11 March 14, 2011

Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.

Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"

by Wanderfalke September 25, 2010

Iron Circle

Its a iron circle that is used with leather straps to move a horse's tail up and out of the way so the deed can be done unhindered.

Ned used the iron circle to raise mister ed's tail up and out of the way before giving him the business!

by Thioben December 15, 2011

iron blaster

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

by Shotgun October 15, 2015

Iron Butterfly

A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.

The opposite of a paper tiger.

Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.

by Lauren lpsum August 3, 2023

Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020

leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020