donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.
God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!
by Patrick W. Crabtree August 04, 2006
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chest humping

Oppise us tit fucking, to have the female move her breast between ur the male penis.
My gf can loveschest humping.
by Todd20 May 27, 2006
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Dry Hump

drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.
Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

by theSMOOF October 29, 2007
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Dry humping

Sexual rubbing, but as if there is duct tape over the vagina.

Has a time and place, but eventually the pants have to come off.
"Rip this duct tape off right now babe, dry humping time is done"

Or

“The finches were only able to dry hump because of the duct tape condoms over their cloacas”
by rent_a_chick_finch_services April 28, 2019
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Vaginal Humping

vaginal humping is when u try to fuck the clit but u miss and hump the area around then it rips open and makes 2 clits
by Marcus misling March 28, 2005
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sport-hump

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.
by Very smart guy July 21, 2003
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hump the monkey

"I bet you two were humping the monkey last night. And she is a great lay, indeed."
by Dana Mix August 18, 2003
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