As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
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"Gurl...look at him dressed up like an extra in a rap video." "Mmmhm, he lookin like a straight up ho snack"
by Raul Jenkins May 25, 2018
Get the Ho Snack mug.A new comer to a gym who's life revolves around lifting and instagram. Fit Ho's will give up ass for free online coaching or supplements. Fit Ho's can usually be seen with a Fit Bro to form a couple that has no redeeming qualities.
Blake: Who's the new girl at the gym.
BC: Looks like another Fit Ho. She will probably suck your dick for a protein shake.
BC: Looks like another Fit Ho. She will probably suck your dick for a protein shake.
by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019
Get the Fit Ho mug.The word Ho as an adjective that modifies a woman's name.
The purpose describing the use of her sexual prowress and gold digging powers.
The purpose describing the use of her sexual prowress and gold digging powers.
examples:
See that gold digger, she is the opitomy of a ho. what's her name? Suzi? Suziho! That's it she is an adjective ho.
also used as:
Suziho as in Suzanne is a ho
Jessaho as in Jessica is a ho
See that gold digger, she is the opitomy of a ho. what's her name? Suzi? Suziho! That's it she is an adjective ho.
also used as:
Suziho as in Suzanne is a ho
Jessaho as in Jessica is a ho
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"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
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