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Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!
I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.
I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.
by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.
The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.
by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
by wigfield84 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

a method of manufacturing Canadian bacon

the manufacture of Canadian bacon utilizing a loathsome carnal act involving concupiescent lumberjacks, mephitic beavers and anserine hockey players copulating with a hog, which ends up miserably dying after the insertion of a hockey stick and force-feeding of maple syrup.
Canadian bacon is made using Canada's history.
by C Nation February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?

mike: o man we did canada's history!!

paul: really?!

mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a Canada's History, I haven't quit smiling since.
by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
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