Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007
Get the closet hornymug. by Exposing the truth 101 December 4, 2019
Get the Horny Boymug. Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."
*Bonk*
"You're going to Horny Jail!"
"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
"You're going to Horny Jail!"
"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Get the Horny Jailmug. A person who is horny all day and everyday. Cant resist a girl's hot bod. will do anything to get his/her hands on you.
"I went to franks house on friday, he was all over me, he was definately a horny beast."
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"
by Maddie Crawford August 22, 2008
Get the horny beastmug. When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.
by conchowino February 23, 2009
Get the Horny Drunkmug. When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.
"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
by Dyspros December 17, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Hornymug. by No Tax June 27, 2023
Get the Horny Hustlermug.