A cry for help

You had better hope not.
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
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Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.
Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook
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Woman help

When you're moving a large object, and the other person kind of just touches the other end without actually lifting, or putting their hands close to the object as if trying to somehow move it with their mind.
Gee, thanks for the woman help...I think I got it from here...
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"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
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HELP ME NOW

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'
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Ah, I see. So, it appears that you took the deliberate step of meticulously copying the entirety of the text located on the right-hand side. Presumably, this action was carried out with the purpose of conducting a detailed observation of what might transpire as a result, or perhaps to gain a deeper understanding of the specific effects, consequences, or reactions that could be prompted by performing such an action. This thoughtful approach suggests a clear intent to analyze and study the potential outcomes in a comprehensive and methodical manner.
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/help

how noobs ask for help
person 1: /help

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/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here
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