gucci monster

I always thought Will was a gucci monster
by theamazingpsych February 28, 2022
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Gucci Surprise

Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
by Hogpoo January 20, 2021
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gucci gaines

Stupid sentence to present you or others getting huuuuuuge
Are you going to the cafe to get your Gucci Gaines?
by 2jake2 January 18, 2018
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gucci trousers

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!
by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021
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1 Gucci Belt

When you put both your testicles above your paint waist where your belt buckle would go.
by Airplane830 November 06, 2019
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Gucci Mucci

A word made by me and nobody else. It means everything is fine, everything is good.
Tang:
Hey "mazo" how are you?

Mazo:
I'm Gucci Mucci my guy
by Tang:) January 07, 2021
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Gucci Mucci

A word made and used by Tang. It means shit is fine it's Gucci.
by Tang:) January 07, 2021
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