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Ground Smooch

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!
by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
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Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 20, 2018
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ground to make up for

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.
Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.
by The.wife. July 28, 2024
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Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25
Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!
by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022
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ground Turbulence

Ground Turbulence when wind is blowing against a vehicle
The wind is strong can't drive in a straight line. Do you mean ground Turbulence
by Is this your wardrobe December 1, 2019
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Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).
Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."
by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021
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Afro Ground

A uncredited Hip Hop Genre that uses a lot of African Genre Samples from the following Genres: Highlife, Coupé-Décalé, Soukous, Juju, and sometimes Afro-Beat.
Prince African Press: (Listening to Music) Oh my God! Now that's Hip Hop!

Allahdyummu: Um ..... (SMH) .... not really.

Prince African Press: (Annoyed) What the fuck you mean man?! This is Real HIP HOP!

Allahdyummu: Not really! That beat is Afro Ground.

Prince African Press: (Controversially) What the FUCK is an Afro Ground.

Allahdyummu: (Calm) Hip Hop Music mixed with African Samples.

Prince African Press: (Thinking To Himself) .................. really? Wow, based upon samples, you do have a point. Brother you sharp man.

Allahdyummu: (Laughing) Thanks. Oh, by the way. It should highly be considered a Sub-Genre of REAL HIP HOP MUSIC. Because when you listen to the Hip Hop looped Traditions used by Producers back in the days, other Producers can re use what Producers have looped before and mix African Samples on that loop. Get it?

Prince African Press: Yeah. G I never thought about it that way. Hump. You learn something New Everyday.

Allahdyummu: Indeed.
by The Living World February 25, 2011
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