man juice plasma grenade

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!

sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

by Vince! May 6, 2008

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

fall on the grenade

When My Matron walks in on me wanking in the showers.

Sorry mache..I'll get you a towel!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

St. Patty's Day Grenade

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.

1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

by Mr. Charles McMeaty March 29, 2011

Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker

When your playing Counter Strike and your friend keeps throwing grenades like an asshole. Typically a friend trying to establish his manhood in a game meant for people with no lives.

Another grenade? That guy is a Counter Strike Grenade Cocksucker!!!!!!

by Mike2016 April 4, 2020

fall on the grenade

To be extremely bored or unhappy with a situation, surroundings or people.

Im going to fall on the grenade in this fucking room.

by Jason "skeezer" Harvey June 16, 2003

throwing yourself on the grenade

distracting the goalie from your dogs girl

sahara

by joe dagag July 8, 2003