by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

Guy 1: Yo , did you catch that Jewish Asian guy?
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.
by FelchingFalcon November 14, 2018

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.
Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.
Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.
Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.
Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.
by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

When you have the slightest doubt that your fantasy football team may lose the week, you immediately wish your opponent "congrats" publically in efforts to deal with the emotional rollercoaster losing to anything puts you through.
* The Greg Congrats on Sunday @ 1:01PM the opposing team scores and now is 51% in favor of winning the week*
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
Congrats on your victory this week. Glad I can hand out free W's to everyone.
by 1quickz October 29, 2018

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Greg Theodore Bannit (1932-1967) is a Rapist,serial killer and body snatcher. He killed 12 boys in 3 days, hiding their bodies at the Romeo Lef Cemetary in Russia. He lives in UK. He left Russia in 1959. He raped 7 little girls. And kidnapped 3 children. 1 found decapitated. The other two locked in a basement. Bannit was sent to death row in June 171967 and had his head chopped off in July 3rd. His death row meal was a piece of severed pig limb.
Mr. Bannit scared my 8 year olds Wayne and Lemmit. They read his story when he was still alive. Greg Bannit is a terrible man.
by Iwritescarystories189 May 13, 2018

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy
by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019
