A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.
This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.
by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025
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by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024
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He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.
He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.
by Norman W. Bush December 15, 2024
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by daltonjfk September 24, 2021
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Colleagues on Teams call: "I think you're on mute - we can't hear you."
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by daltonjfk September 24, 2021
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by Knmagor June 15, 2024
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