chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.
Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
by Ol pappy November 16, 2017
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Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.
Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Greek pantheon worship

A form of paganism that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.

According to the people who are into this form of worship just because people no longer worship a god that does not mean he or she does not exist.
The style of worship is the same as that carried out by the ancient Greeks.
He's into Greek pantheon worship.
by Judge dredd7 July 06, 2011
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Greek Wax

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.
Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.
by Just00Jake April 25, 2025
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Greek Smile

"I don't think Olivia likes me very much."
"She does, she's just Greek. She was giving you a Greek Smile."
by DarknessSchmarkness March 22, 2019
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greek surname

A surname that is longer that 8 letters long.
Friend: What's your greek surname?
Greek guy: Margalonoutofanoukopoulos
Friend: Wait what the f-
by User 1066523872 September 15, 2023
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