greasy little goblin

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin

greasy little goblin example a man who has lived in his mothers basment for many years

by kratos boy March 5, 2024

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy Duck

When a turd is shot from one mouth to the other making a “duck like” face to more easily yeet the turd properly.

Colton and Paige enjoyed playing a game of greasy duck nude on the patio.

by RachMyz87 September 10, 2021

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there

Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger

by mustard tigers May 13, 2011

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010