Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018

{[camletoe Friday

Send ur camle toe pics to a guy and ask if he got a boner

I just sent him my pics for {camletoe Friday}

by Ben James October 5, 2018

Ben Friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

ben friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.

Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019