find yourself another piece of the action

You're dumped. The origin is from a GNR song- You're crazy.

1: You know what, bitch?

2: What, lame motherfucker?

1: You better find yourself another piece of the action.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

To findle

Used as a more feminine way of saying mastubate / wank

Mix between fondle and finger

I was findling myself while watching Planet Earth

Nat likes to findle after bunning a zoot

by Flirtydirtymeilylox July 10, 2017

flanderization

The process by which a complex individual becomes a living stereotype.

Mass media has led to the Flanderization of the Republican Party

by Catty McGee April 4, 2018

Findian

A fit Indian

OMG Zayn Malik is a Findian!

by Tanya123456789 October 6, 2016

Screw Flanders

(noun) a human inflicted with mental retardation that can only find sexual gratification with farm animals.

Hey! What's that humping my cow? Oh, it's just SCREW FLANDERS again.

by William Johnson November 24, 2003

Screw Flanders

1. A poster nobody cares about who enjoys posting definitions of himself on the Internet, then claiming "it wasn't me".

2. An insult used towards rubbish posters on wrestling boards.

1. Why is this thread so crap? Oh, Screw Flanders started it.

2. "This thread is Screw Flanders-bad."

by Joe Wilson November 27, 2003

Findlesex

To hurt yourself in a funny way

Yo, you slipped on a banana, you totally got findlesexed, Yo!!

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006