Fairy Floss

Fairy floss ,A sugary treat made and packaged by the tooth fairy to help assist in easy painless removal of children's teeth for harvesting

As tempting as it is,keep your head and arms out of the fairy floss machine

by MiLLzY_2016 June 22, 2016

Fairfax Fudgsicle

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Doing-a-Fairclough

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Fairy Floss

another word for cotton candy used in Australia.

Fairy floss is teh shit

by teh definitioner August 14, 2003

fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.

Make sure to hydrate 🧚🏻💫💗and keep your head under the water😍💫🧚🏻🧚🏻 is an example of a fairy comment.

by urbandictionaryqween July 8, 2020

Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.

by Telephony February 19, 2015

miles fairchild

Miles Fairchild is a fictional character in the movie: the turning. He’s also known as: the most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe.

Someone: “Who is Miles Fairchild?”
Me: “The most hottest and attractive fictional character in the universe!”

by Finnwolfhardsbiggestsimp January 4, 2021