fucking awesome

Fucking awesome has a wide variety of uses. It can be used positively, but recent ground-breaking linguistic research at Johnstone High School has revealed it can be used as a positive or negative reply to almost anything. The sheer awesomeness of the phrase (it has an awe factor of 10099892) allows it to discard the traditional roles of positive and negative.

however, the actual meaning of fucking awesome is unclear.

"You just got raped by a sailor called Enrique!"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "My anus hurts"

"The ice-cream/cocaine van is here"

correct reply "Fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I don't like ice-cream."

"What is your opinion on gay marriage, the US occupation of Iraq and Martha Stewart?"

correct reply "They're all fucking awesome"
incorrect reply "I oppose gay marriage, love the Iraq war and would like to baste Mrs. Stewart's goose."

fucking awesome by ConversionNinja August 18, 2006

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fucking crazy

1. kick ass
2. The act of doing something that rocks
3. Not to be taken as offensive
4. The shit

"Damn, That shit you pulled back there, it was fucking crazy"

"Man, what you did to your hair is fucking crazy"

fucking crazy by Ted Newman July 16, 2008

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Fucking A Trade

When you make a trade that makes everyone else in the league say "Fucking A!" Phrase originally coined by Oakland A's GM Billy Beane. Applicable in any major league sport, fantasy sports, or to the average fan whose team makes a stupid, or savvy, trade.

KC Royals Idiot: "I just traded Johnny Damon to the A's for two no-name minor leaguers!"

Slightly Smarter KC Royals Moron: "Fucking A!"

Fucking A Trade by Crew Middle Fork December 1, 2004

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Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.

1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker by David "Chocolate" D. February 9, 2008