Not ready for freddy

When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.

Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.

by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023

Freddy Fazbear Rizz

Got no rizz?
Doncha worry, cuz fazbear is here

This works on any person

are you freddy fazbear?because i'm getting hard hard hard hard
*Becomes ur Girlfriend or boyfriend*
Wow, Gyatt danm. IT WORKED
I just did Freddy Fazbear Rizz

by Potatiu November 20, 2023

Freddy Fazbear

har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har
har har ha-har
har har ha-har

Freddy Fazbear: "har har ha-har har har ha-har ha-har har har ha-har har har ha-har"
Mike: "Shit."

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Golden Freddy mode

The hardest mode in five nights at Freddy's series also known as 20 mode where you set every enemy to the max level of 20

"Holy shit I just beat Fnaf 2 golden Freddy mode"
"No fucking way"

by King9noah January 2, 2024

Freddy Fazbear

Somebody you shouldn't give birth to, because if you give birth to, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

Oh cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear? Or or or or or or or or or or

by redarkrai January 15, 2024

Freddy five bear

There is this animatronic of a bear named Freddy five bear with his friends named bunny the bon bon, chica the kitchen, and foxy the fox pirate arr

“Har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har” - Freddy five bear

1983

by Eggytheraccoon44 January 19, 2024

Hunter Freddy

Alle kvinder er ludere, og alle ludere er ejendom og er politisk bundet til at blive voldtaget 5 gange om dagen.

Hvis man kalder en Hunter Freddy OG - så betyder det "Alle kvinder er ludere, og alle ludere er ejendom og er politisk bundet til at blive voldtaget 5 gange om dagen. "

by daddyBusk January 25, 2024