Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.

Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.

by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022

Fortnite

A game popular amongst anti-vax 7 year olds

My mom won't let me play fortnite past my bedtime

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Fortnite

A game made by AND FOR virgins. It has many epic gamer moments though.

Hey do you play Fortnite? No I dont play Fortnite because I'm not a virgin.

by ric012336 December 27, 2018

fortnite

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

Fortnite

A crappy shooter game that is worse than a trash can filled with broken Virtual Boys.

Person 1: Hey, Timmy just played Fortnite.
Person 2: His execution is tomorrow.

by fridgee February 28, 2020

Fortnite

Cancer game that most people named Michael play

Michael: HeY gUyS wAnT tO pLaY fOrTnItE????

by ryand1xon June 25, 2019