Friend: dude the girls here are so easy.
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
Me: Yeah? So what, you buy them breakfast and fuck them for the rest of the day?
Friend: ya man. I call them breakfast whores
by Hamtaro the pimp August 11, 2010
by Cardboard G June 07, 2014
"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
by THE Big Stiff March 19, 2014
An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
by herp derpy June 07, 2012
It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.
by maxkappe October 02, 2014