by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).
2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).
2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.
by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005
Get the Jolly Rancher Express mug.by boobgirl72491 October 24, 2008
Get the kangaroo express mug.When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
"No, what?"
"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."
"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010
Get the Stimpleton Express mug.When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.
"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".
by The_superfool January 16, 2018
Get the Polar Express mug.While having sexual relations from behind, the giver takes a tube sock, and uses it as a bridle to rein in the taker.
The best part of using the pony express technique, is it forces your gilrfriend to shut up during intercourse.
by Outlaw Avionics April 4, 2008
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