Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that
by Markkk123 January 24, 2022
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Elijah

Weird…… but a fun friend. Has very very greasy hair. And when he walks his hair goes flip flop from one side to another.
Hey Elijah!

What?

Did you know that Suzie doesn’t love you?🤣
by #Suzie(not really) December 07, 2021
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a discord kitten whos secretly a 40yr old man living in his moms basement
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A kid who only plays Roblox and Minecraft. Only listens to Eminem. Thinks he's cool but in reality, his mom is begging him to leave.
Elijah: Mic up Cuh. Hop on bee swarm. Gang Gang
by Corduim April 13, 2022
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The most bestest fucking guy you will ever meet unlimited rizz and the most trustworthy guy you will ever meet
I love Elijah
by Smartest man 61 February 05, 2023
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the biggest penny-picker of them all, if there was a penny on the floor, elijah would be there to get it. no matter the ammount. he is strickly a kosher only boy who despises anything non jewish, including his little twists and his cap

- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
- A.H 'God damn i hate these elijahs'
by kribbington August 22, 2023
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That one friend that has a 4tb hard drive full of porn sorted on the actress, but secretly advocates futanari hentai and is extremely gay.
Aye you see that dude over there? He really looks like an Elijah.
by HarryLLC September 27, 2021
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