David

This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.

Hey im going to eat shit with david.

by CringeAF May 25, 2020

David

Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.

It took David 8 years to come out of the closet....

by SuperRawDogger69 December 14, 2018

David

a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk

David

by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017

David

David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.

You are such a david.

by geener weener April 28, 2020

David

Ahh a David is just so... words could never explain this incredible human being. He is so sweet and considerate to others. He puts everyone before himself which makes him so special. He is so loyal. His eyes you could stare at them forever,well at least I did. They have such a beautiful essence to them its breathtaking. He is the most hardworking guy I know. Once hes passionate ab something he is so devoted and committed to it,just how he is with his girl. He'll make you feel so special,wanted,beautiful,and loved. He makes you feel like...like...home. He makes you feel safe too. Having him in your life is a true blessing. He'll put himself in pain just so that you are ok and happy. Love him with all your heart i promise you,you wont regret it.

David well lets just say shrimp

by Deer woman March 16, 2021

David

David is ya'know a great friends he is kinda gay but what the hell. Everyone knows who he is, but he gets shy about weiner, yes. David also reffered to as Davo is the biggest fan of Ajit Pai

David: I love CuM, bruhs
Girl: me too
guy: oh no

by Cum_mAn June 1, 2020

David

A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال

Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”

by ChosenChode November 14, 2019