diseased vagina

Diseased vagina:

A pussy (see vagina) after it has become kill. Like it has really dieded.
Can occur during coitus.

Dude, my girl's vagina got fucking whoopersmacked last night.
What, your girlfriend's vagina is dead?
Yeah, it's fucking diseased bruv.
Your grill has a diseased vagina? Wow...

by The mucker October 13, 2016

Legionnaire's Disease

The disease caused by spending many many hours at your local watering hole, in this case, the American Legion. Onset usually occurs hours to days after drinking has begun. Symptoms include: moderate to extreme embarrassment, dehydration, regret, shame, perhaps a general feeling of "what the hell happened last night?" etc

Are you guys up for a Sunday picnic this afternoon? I'm not sure we'll be able to make it, Joe was out last night and has a severe case of legionnaire's disease today!

by tushtush02 March 12, 2013

ligmaballs disease

hell where you cant fuck your grandma anymore cure me fucking your and your mom at one time

ligmaballs disease sucks nuts

by weird guy that knows anotomy May 9, 2022

butthole disease

Having to take a shit all of the time while having one or more of the various irritable bowel diseases.

It is hard to go anywhere for long periods of time because of my butthole disease.

by sypha-dius July 11, 2016

ailema disease

Swollen up throat that makes it so you can't breath also side affects of throwing up, coughing , headache, watery eyes, eyes popping out while sneezing

Emily has the ailema disease

by Ciamada gonzalez April 3, 2017

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Gungurky's disease

sudden onset of a hearing disorder when a doctor doesn't want to deal with the latest ailment from his wife

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: What - I can't hear you.

Wife: I've been having this ache in my back and I think its related to the pain I was having yesterday

Doctor / Husband: Sorry honey, I can't hear you. I have Gungurky's disease.

by SSKa August 5, 2012