depression nap 

When you're depressed and you need to take a nap.

Yo man I'm feeling kinda sad, I'm gonna go take a depression nap real quick.

depression nap by Somebodycall911shortyfireburn April 3, 2017

Depression walk 

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

Depression walk by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018

depression X 

The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.

First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.

depression X by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Depression good 

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.

Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!

Depression good by nick wiley September 23, 2020

Depression Trifecta 

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.

Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!

Depression Trifecta by Dustin69 October 3, 2020

depression venting 

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

depression venting by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Depression Barbie 

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

Depression Barbie by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023