A Dean

The act of having a heinous bowel movement, often one which takes over 15 minutes and requires a shower after

I know we have to be there in 5 minutes but I have to go take a Dean

by WillDempsey December 1, 2022

Dean

A Dean is a person/male with a tiny penis.

Aw look he’s got a dean between his legs

by Onceuponatime6 November 8, 2019

Dean

A "Dean" is a little nigglit monkey nice nigerian man dog eater terrorist bald cum gulper chicken masala enjoyer sharpie sniffing glue eater.

codfish is such a Dean.

by Kody6 January 8, 2023

Dean

Big chungus. He is the Biggest Loser, lying E-BOY I know that issa #cloutchaser he doesn't have a big pp and in fact, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream with 3 different colors... he probably has a pet that he neglects (which he got cuz he thought it was cool but now that era is over can we get an F in the chat?) and thinks he has a body count... (he dont) when you look at him sometimes it fills you with regret. he can be funny tho not gonna lie but doesnt make up for him evil doings he is also sometimes (mostly) and perv >:((((((

Gorl: omg his pp is so SMALL....

Me: Dang girl it can't be as small as a DEAN's pp

Gorl: dang u rite u rite

by asdfghjk1234324 July 31, 2019

Dean

A half white, half black tryharder from Gambia.

Guy one: See this homeless nigger layin on the street

Guy two: Pfft. That's a Dean.

by Astugfullagh January 26, 2017

Dean

A man with a large yummy penis he loves to have rough anal sex with music teachers and eat their winkeys he also loves rough anal sex only gay and is horny for any big dicks

Hey that guys such a dean with those music teachers

by Jhonathen December 24, 2022

Dean

A fat person who always orders takeaways and thinks he’s the dogs bollocks

That guy is such a DEAN

by Bigyok September 7, 2020